Wednesday, July 03, 2019

Alex Morgan

As our mighty nation is on the eve of our celebration of our declaration of independence from the taxation without representation loving British Empire, we once again show our exceptionalism by yet again defeating that jejune nation, this time in the field of battle of soccer. Our great warrior Alex Morgan belittles the sad empire by mocking their dainty ways after she fires her deadly salvo.

— Maestro Howard

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